Monday, July 25, 2005

I know I haven't posted in a while, and a ton has happened in my life, but, there is something I've been meaning to get off my chest for a while now. Something that has been really pissing me off. Humans are being forced to unnecessarily use their minds!

OK, whenever you go into a two story building that has an elevator, you always have to choose the floor you want to go to. There is a button for the first floor, and a button for the second floor, along with the usual door open and close button. One of the buttons is always disabled. In order to get the elevator to properly function, you need to choose the OPPOSITE floor than the one you are currently on. This is very difficult. Studies have shown that many humans select the current floor when they are on the elevator with only two choices. Elevator makers purposely leave both buttons there just to piss us off. Elevator manufacturers could very easily remove both the floor choice buttons and you can move to the opposite floor by simpily pressing the door close button, and it would require less thinking, but no, you need to think about the opposite floor that you are currently on! I want to encourage everyone to revolt against all places that make you use your mind unnecessarily, and boycott two story elevators with all the floors as buttons and the buildings they are contained within. By boycotting them, you will help the world become a better place where you don't have to think as much!